Today some bird told me that I was I was good looking. I was told this not just once but several times. This does not happen to me very often, as it happens, so I felt pretty flattered. More precisely I was called “guapo” the Spanish term for good looking, which is pretty much what you might expect here in rural Andalucía.
Things might have been even better if I had been called “guapo” by a human being but, like I said, it was a bird. My admirer was a red tailed parrot which, I understand, is also known of as an African Grey.
This particular bird was in a cage at a roadside service station on the A357. It had a pretty impressive repertoire which, in addition to “guapo,” included the greeting ¡hola! and I am sure it has a much broader vocabulary had we had time to become better acquainted. It was certainly well able to wolf whistle!
Leo and I dropped into the service station for a bite of breakfast after a couple of hours on the river. There were plenty of barbel in the river but they refused to play ball, or at least the bigger ones did. We did manage a couple of small fish. Leo found this a bit frustrating but I tried to explain that it is a fish´s prerogative, like a woman´s, to say “no” and, if my experience is anything to by, fish and women tend to say no quite often!
I did manage to land a pretty handsome carp though and Leo was good enough to take some photographs which I hope to use to help me paint a water colour of a Guadalhorce river carp. Of course the fish was returned to the river and so the parrot never had a look at it. But I imagine the parrot would have been impressed. “Guapo” it might have said.